tiistai, 1. kesäkuu 2010

Vampires vs. Shapeshifters

Here comes another comparison that is just funny, because of the way these 'werewolf/shapeshifter' things always come out as the loser ones..
Here are my personal 2 least favorite shapeshifters how they are similar and wel. lame.

          
Jacob Black- Twilight and Sam Merlotte- True Blood

They are both SHAPEshifters, (yes jacob too, not a were-anything), both love a girl, get a pity kiss or two, but eventually lose them to a VAMPIRE..

GIRLS

                                    

Isabella 'Bella' Swan from Twilight and Sookie Stackhouse from True Blood.

Sam & Sookie

Sam is sookies boss, takes her to a date while she is mad at her 'vampiyah' Bill, gets a kiss and wants some more but he dont have what sookeh wants - fangs. Becomes pitifull, lame, annoying, vampire hater, and eventually turns to Tara for comfort but never gives up on Sookie. So total Loser. Boo!

Jacob & Bella

Jacob is not Bellas Boss, but he is close family friend, otherwise ofcouse he (like sam) wouldnt stand a chance of even meeting and getting to know the objects of their obsession. Bella barely sees Jacob, untill Edward (the VAMPIRE) leaves her. Jacob becomes her FRIEND when he fixes her motorcycle and helps her with the extreme stunts obviously thinking woaaah this girl wants to do the awesome stuff with ME, when in reality Bella does these close-to-death experiments just to hear Edwards voice in her head. When Edward returns, Jacob gets the boot. But he never gives up either and eventually ends up falling in love with bellas daughter. EWWW!

The vampires in Question

              

Cedric aka Edward Cullen and Bill 'Vampiaaah' Compton

both gentlemen to an end, obsessed with their human girls, haters of the wereshifterlamers (no compaining there), DEAD, lame, and whats the attraction is that edwards ability hear peoples thoughts doesnt apply to Bella, as in True Blood world, Sookies ability to hear thoughts doesnt apply to bill. Similar? Naaah!

Edward sparkles in the sun where as Bill burns to rotten corps but cant blame him for not being born at the time when hogwarts school of magic was around. Bill drinks Blood, Edward doesnt, except animal blood, so he says, we've never seen it so Im still not sure he is a vampire... Cedric is dead! (see other note)

And not neither of these vampires are sole wanters of those girls, obviously... shapeshifters dont stand a chance but in Twilight the Volturi reeeaaally wants edward and his human girl to join their armies..



and after Sookie, there is Bills Boss...

ok are you sitting? breathing?

I give you the winner, winner of all, and for edwards sake I hope Bella never meets him because if she does, edward loses...

ERIC NORTHMAN Sherif of Area 5 and mr. January



umm yea... so vampires>shapeshifters... no debate...

tiistai, 1. kesäkuu 2010

The truth about 'Edward Cullen'

we all know that vampires DO NOT sparkle in the sun...but why 'edward cullen' does.. well here comes..


CEDRIC

as his real name when alive was, went to hogwarts school of magic with harry Potter..soo obviously, he can do a little tink dust on himself, big deal.. sparkle here, sparkle there, and to not use so much magical powers (wich makes himself weak for sure) he rarely goes out when its sunny...


Edward Cullen, is merely alter ego invented after he died, and why change something cool as Cedric to something lame as Edward, well.. hes embarrassed.. I mean, he died and lost wiz competition to 14 year old prodigy wizard Harry Potter..



... ofcourse, here too there is involved the bad bad bad wizards of voltur... I mean,VOLdemort...

Speaking of Voldemort... I think Cedric / Edward is suffering from some sort of past-death memory loss... since here...in this scene.. he says 'look at me, Im a monster'.. and tinkerstuff appears...



now ok, it may be a little gay or stupid and silly to sparkle (but its his choise duh) but why callself a monster after being killed by voldemort...




yeah.. thats ugly.. and more of monster to me...